ANOTHER AFFAIR

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house,
where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaking around eight p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?"demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling", replied the man, "I can't lie to you.
I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex
all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

 

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WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT TOO...???

YOU WANT A DAY OFF???

Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two day off per week.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you used up 170 days leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks that accounts for 23 day each year, leaving only 68 day's available, with one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend two days per year on sick leave, this leaves you only 20 days available for work.
We are off for 5 day's  holidays per year, So your available working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only one day available for work and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off !!

 

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