A Guy walks into a Country Pub one afternoon, and orders a Beer. While waiting for his Beer he checks out the other occupants of the
Pub, and can't help but notice that the fellow standing next to him (obviously a Farmer) has a Pig on a leash, and that the pig has got a
wooden leg!! Unable to curb his curiosity, he engages the farmer in conversation.
Guy: Nice Day!
Farmer: Yup.
Guy: Nice Pub!
Farmer: Yup.
Guy: Nice Pig!
Farmer: Yup.
Guy: How come you brought the pig into the pub with you then?
Farmer: Well, you see, this pig is my best friend.
Guy: Really? How's that?
Farmer: Well, since the wife died, he does all the cooking and housework. Looks after me better than my own mother did.
Guy: Really?
Farmer: That's right. And not only that, but he saved my life not two years ago. Pulled me right out of the Dam after I fell in and bumped me head.
Guy: Go On! What a fantastic pig!
Farmer: For sure.
Guy: And how comes he's got a wooden leg then?
Farmer: Well now, if YOU had a pig this wonderful, would YOU eat him all at once...???
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